"Just stuff your keywords everywhere and Google will rank you."
Ah yes. The keyword stuffing strategy. The digital equivalent of walking into a job interview and saying your own name 47 times. "Hi, I'm Dave. Dave is a hard worker. Dave shows up on time. Dave. Dave. Dave."
You're not going to get the job, Dave.
Google's algorithm hasn't rewarded keyword stuffing since the Bush administration. The first one. Doing this today doesn't boost your rankings. It gets you penalized and makes your copy sound like it was written by a robot having a stroke.
"I submitted my site to 500 directories. SEO: done."
Congratulations. You have now paid someone $29 to list your business on 498 websites that haven't been indexed since 2009 and two that are definitely illegal.
Directory submissions as an SEO strategy died around the same time as MySpace. If someone is pitching you "directory submission packages," they are either living in the past or actively trying to take your money. Possibly both.
"More pages = better rankings."
This one does real damage.
Yes, content matters. No, that does not mean you should publish 200 pages of thin, copy-pasted, barely-readable garbage with titles like "Best Plumber In Delaware Plumbing Services Plumber Delaware."
Google does not reward volume. It rewards relevance and quality. Ten well-written, genuinely useful pages will outperform two hundred word-salad pages every single time. All those junk pages do is dilute your site and confuse everyone, including the algorithm.
"We're on the first page of Google!" (For searches nobody makes)
I have seen business owners genuinely excited about ranking #1 for a phrase that gets searched approximately four times per year, two of which were themselves checking their own ranking.
"First page" means nothing without search volume. Ranking #1 for "artisanal left-handed widget repair Delaware" is not a win. It's a participation trophy. We need people to actually be searching for what you're ranking for, or the whole exercise is pointless.
"My nephew does SEO. He's really good with computers."
I'm sure your nephew is a lovely person.
I'm sure he has strong opinions about RAM and has fixed your printer more than once. That's great. That's genuinely useful.
It is not SEO. SEO is technical analysis, content strategy, competitive research, ongoing optimization, and a working knowledge of how search algorithms actually function. It is not "posting on the website" or "making sure Google can find it." If your nephew is doing your SEO and your rankings have gone nowhere in eight months, that's not a coincidence.
"My SEO company is handling it."
Are they though.
Are they sending you monthly reports full of graphs that look impressive and explain nothing? Are they ranking you for keywords that have no bearing on your actual business? Have you tried calling them in the last 60 days? Did someone pick up?
A lot of SEO companies operate on a simple model: sign you up, collect the retainer, do the bare minimum to avoid cancellation, and move on to the next client. Your account is being "managed" by someone juggling 80 others just like it. They are not thinking about your business. They are thinking about churn.
This is not universal. Good SEO partners exist. But if you have been paying for SEO for six months or more and you cannot point to a single concrete thing that changed or improved, that is your answer. "We're working on it" is not a strategy. It's a delay tactic.
"SEO is a one-time thing."
My personal favorite. The set-it-and-forget-it crowd.
You got your title tags sorted out. You added some alt text. You're done, right?
No. You are not done. You will never be done. Your competitors are not done. Google is not done. They update their algorithm hundreds of times per year. SEO is ongoing because the internet is ongoing. Treating it like a one-time project is like changing your oil once and then acting surprised when the engine seizes.
Look, bad SEO advice spreads because SEO sounds complicated, so people assume they can't tell the difference between good and bad guidance. Most can't. That's how this stuff survives.
But the basics aren't that hard: write useful content, earn real links, make your site fast and easy to use, and work with someone who actually knows what they're doing and actually picks up the phone.
Everything else is noise.
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